Horror Biz: Highlights from Mr. and Mrs. Invisible-man's Home Sex-Tape

Horror Biz: Dead Baby Jokes

Horror Biz: Fat Dracula

Horror Biz: The Problem with Speaking Binary

It would never live down the name "Killbot."

Horror Biz: Internet Predator

Internet Predators like to touch kids.

Horror Biz: Infinitely-flying Dagger in the Desert

Very representative of my workday.

Horror Biz: A Ghostly Affair

Horror Biz: Avoiding Horror Scenerios

Horror Biz: Sex with Frankenstein Ain't No Fun

For Jay. Also, check out the new Horror Biz header!

Horror Biz: Relationship Problems of the Modern G-g-g-ghost.

Oldie-but-goodie.

Horror Biz: Headless Pete

Horror Biz: Why I Love Horror Movies

Sometimes I get inarticulate when I get excited. Or turned on.

Horror Biz: Why Kid's Aren't Scared Anymore

Horror Biz does not condone visiting 2 Girls 1 Cup